If you say what I have learnt today, I do say I learnt to joke with teachers.

Joke no. 1:
During GP:
Teacher asked: What do all the newspaper source tells us about Suharto?
Student: It tells us that the Suharto is corrupted and Singapore is bootlicking Indonesia. (say good things about Suharto)

Teacher asked: What do this picture tells us about Suharto? (Suharto smoking cigar and holding a rifle).
Student: He is very fat.

Teacher asked: Where is Suharto in this picture???
Student: The one at the back (a black security guard).

Joke no. 2:
Civics:
Student: Teacher, where are u from???
Teacher: *points at a girl with river valley uniform*
Student: So u wear skirt ah???

Student: Teacher, what is ur ambition???
Teacher: I am around the end of my life. 1 leg is already in the coffin, what more ambition I have?

Student: What is your age ah teacher???
Teacher: I can't remember, too old already.
Student: You beyond retirement age?
Teacher: No. (He remembers his age -.-)

Student: Is ur original ambition to be a teacher???
Teacher: No I wanted to be in CID. However, the ppl said that I am too short and small sized, instead they recommended me to teaching.

Teacher: So wat is ur ambition, student X???
Student X: I want to be a Tai Tai and be in Tai Tai training course.

Teacher: My eldest son is a top scorer for O levels 7 years ago and top scorer for A levels too (learning medicine now).
Student X: Where is he ah???
Other Students: Don tell her!!!!
Teacher: *Laughs* He is attached


I guess thats all the jokes I got for these 2 periods. All the fun things is happening now be4 hell opens up in 2 weeks time. So better enjoy it.....

Oh ya! Switchfoot is coming to the college tomorrow! Yipee! PARTY!!!!